Bullhorn User Gifts

Triple espresso. Uncle Mort, I don't think you should. Now, please. I can barely hear you. Coffee. Here ya go. Marjorie Taylor Greene's a feckless chameleon who promotes civil war. Zzz. Spring practices have begun for the midterm election. Rusty partisans rants, recover, hope to repeat.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"Definitely work-related."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Matador.

Alpine Pipe

You need to calm down, Snookums. I can't. I cannot take the perversion of economic theory. It is not socialism to collect taxes to pay for services like roads and schools, or police and fire and military, that are essential for economic development and social equity. Fair taxes are the lifeblood of a vibrant, thriving society! Give Momma the bullhorn. A bullhorn in every pot!

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

Bull with gun

'Finder's, keepers.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Concerto for Two Horns

"This time, she went too far."