Horn Blower Gifts

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Alpine Pipe

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

French horn.

Romantic Glass Blower

'They speak fish!'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

God Creating the Universe...

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Fish Food

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Busking Elephant

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Concerto for Two Horns

Sousaphone Player

How You Know It's Spring...

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Sherlock Holmes finds the solution.

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

The Jacques Cousteau Story

Making Music

Birthday cake

NCAA Bubble

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

Jesus snowblows a cloud.