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Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

A child and his dog

"I've road a few bulls myself, partner

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'Damn showdog people!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.