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'No No Colin! - we don't wrap Gerbils!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

A child and his dog

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Damn showdog people!'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

The Lion Tamer.

“They look like last year’s models.”

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.