Baton Collector T-Shirts

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Green Balloon

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'A good present'

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Happy Birthday!

Mean Sheriff.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Three, please. Any color."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"I got my hair straightened..."