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"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Bribes for Jabs

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Alien attack in the 1950s

'It's a snow mobile.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

Toast kidnapper.

Bling Crosby.

Prawn Shop

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Cat nip"

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

The World's Most Evil Mastermind (and a man sitting in a chair).

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Custer's Last Rollo

"Why have you come over here?"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'