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Bling Crosby.

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The adoration of the gels.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Do you like my bling?

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

I think I have a gilt complex.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Nice bling!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I wonder what this was for."

Over-reaction Man.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'