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'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

"14KT white gold, 40.00 carat round diamond, 3-strands and also kills fleas and ticks."

"You call that 'bling'?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Bling.

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"Thank you, Dear. I couldn't be happier if I were a Kardashian."

Job Hazards: Rapper's Back

"Cool bling bro!"

'Wow, he must be very rich: he has a gold tusk...'

"He's my financee."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Urban Jewellery - 'Bling and Buy sale'

'You have to put the exact amount you require on the withdrawal slip, Mr Brooker. A wad is insufficient information.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Bad a bling - Mafia Jewellery Store.

Bling Bling.

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'My boy friend is having a hard time finding work -- he may have to sell his earring.'

They just don't have good bling in gumball machines anymore.

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

The Grim Rapper

Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size... I take a four carat.

Did Ernestine like her birthday gift? No --- I gave her soap on a rope and she wanted bling on a string.

The adoration of the gels.

Polar bear bowling alley

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You are still here."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."