Bling Fanatic T-Shirts

Do you like my bling?

The adoration of the gels.

Alternative fielding positions

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Knight

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Helicopter

'Nice bling!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

'The stuff legends are made of'

Prosecco Drinker

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Cool bling bro!"

Bling Bling.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'What are YOU doing here?'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"