Bling Fanatic Mugs

Do you like my bling?

The adoration of the gels.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Alternative fielding positions

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

'He has really taken to the training.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Knight

'Nice bling!'

Helicopter

'The stuff legends are made of'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Prosecco Drinker

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

Bling Bling.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

"Cool bling bro!"

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'What are YOU doing here?'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

"I'm updating my relationship status to, complicated."