Bling Fan Mugs

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'Maths is fun!'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Starvation Watching

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

EU

I think I have a gilt complex.

Do you like my bling?

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Holiday Travel.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Nice bling!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."