Bling Fan Pillows

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Maths is fun!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

EU

I think I have a gilt complex.

Do you like my bling?

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Holiday Travel.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Nice bling!'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Curling Rocks!