Rollerblading Fan Pillows

"Climate change has the bears out roller blading earlier every year."

You are not all here.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

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"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Two Popular Health Care Punching Bags

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

Who said money was not a motivator?

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Trump vs Biden

Biden vs Putin

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"