Skating Fan Pillows

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I love this time of year."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Running out of Gas.

Centaur Sprinter

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Raging Bull on Ice

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Peacock on skateboard

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Sleeping in skis.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Penguins - one is skating.

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

White Wine on Ice!

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Winter Olympics

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

Lake Skater

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Bear Snowboarding

Triple Jumper.

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

Mouse Skateboarder