Skiing Fan Pillows

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

At the Snow Globe Olympics

A skier tied in knots.

'We'd like to buy some down coats.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

ATM withdrawal

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"I love this time of year."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Running out of Gas.

Raging Bull on Ice

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Low Noon.

Triple Sock Cow

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Nice Heater.

Sleeping in skis.