Figure Skating Fan Pillows

Judge holding up score card asking for phone number.

Mortality

Figure Skating

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

The Unsportables: Figure Skating

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

The Real March of the Penguins.

Raging Bull on Ice

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

Triple Sock Cow

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'Torville and Cow'.

Dirty Grazing.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Who said money was not a motivator?

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Penguins - one is skating.

Only a handful of people are this small.

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

Dancing

Vice On Ice.

Violinist on Skates

When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking.

Birds Ice Skating.

White Wine on Ice!