Figure Skating Fan Mugs

Judge holding up score card asking for phone number.

Mortality

Figure Skating

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"That was a Salchow. With Axels, they fall on their buns."

The Unsportables: Figure Skating

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Real March of the Penguins.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Raging Bull on Ice

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Triple Sock Cow

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'Torville and Cow'.

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Dirty Grazing.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Who said money was not a motivator?

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Penguins - one is skating.

Ice Skating Cow

Vice On Ice.

White Wine on Ice!

Dancing

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

Elephant skating on thin ice.

Birds Ice Skating.

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Violinist on Skates