Roller Skating Fan Pillows

Snow Shortage Alps

I've had a puncture.

Who said money was not a motivator?

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Mick Jagger.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Mick Jagger

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Raging Bull on Ice

'I brought a mobile home.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Rolling Stones

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Hard Rock Cafe.

Tortoise & Hare.