Roller Skating Fan Gifts

Snow Shortage Alps

I've had a puncture.

Who said money was not a motivator?

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Raging Bull on Ice

Rolling Stones

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Penguins - one is skating.