Skating Fans Gifts

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Birds doing the 'wave'.

The Real March of the Penguins.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Peacock on skateboard

Raging Bull on Ice

Thin Ice

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

Skating along

Cleaning service on skates.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Dirty Grazing.

Who said money was not a motivator?

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Penguins - one is skating.

Dancing

Skating.

White Wine on Ice!

When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking.

Birds Ice Skating.

"Skaters gonna skate."

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Pandora’s Boxing Glove

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.