Skateboarding Fan Gifts

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Mouse Skateboarder

'Old people do smell different. They smell like money.'

'Poop!'

Tony Hawks' loss is my gain!

Increase in traffic accidents

"Mark my words, one day I'll own one of those."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Jokes machine.

"I love this time of year."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Michael McIntyre.

Peacock on skateboard

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Raging Bull on Ice

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

Centaur Sprinter

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'Scooter' Libby.

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'