Roller Skate Fan Gifts

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Raging Bull on Ice

Peacock on skateboard

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Scooter' Libby.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Tortoise & Hare.

Penguins - one is skating.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."