Roller Skate Aficionado Gifts

'Bad news, guys - they've cancelled our government grants. Now you'll both have to get real jobs.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Look! New landing gear!'

Dog on skates.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Chicken Coupe.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

The interminable!

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Monster Roller Coaster

Who said money was not a motivator?

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

Skating.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.