Roller Skate Lovers Gifts

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

End the Winter Blues

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Innovate or die.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Cleaning service on skates.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Who said money was not a motivator?

Tortoise & Hare.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Penguins - one is skating.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Dog on skates.

"Skaters gonna skate."