Roller Skate Lovers Gifts

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

End the Winter Blues

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Innovate or die.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Chicken Coupe.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Cleaning service on skates.

Tortoise & Hare.

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Penguins - one is skating.

"Skaters gonna skate."

Dog on skates.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.