Roller-skating Aficionado Gifts

Peg-legged sailor on a wheel.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Chicken Coupe.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Thin Ice

The interminable!

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Giant Ice Skates

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

Cleaning service on skates.

Monster Roller Coaster

Skating along

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.