Roller Skating Buff Gifts

'Hey you guys! Check out my new equiboots!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Thin Ice

Roller Coasters

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Chicken Coupe.

The interminable!

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'I brought a mobile home.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Skating along

Who said money was not a motivator?

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Cleaning service on skates.