Roller Skating Buff T-Shirts

'Hey you guys! Check out my new equiboots!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Thin Ice

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The Day Trader

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Chicken Coupe.

Roller Coasters

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

The interminable!

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Monster Roller Coaster

Skating along

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Cleaning service on skates.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Who said money was not a motivator?