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'Bad news, guys - they've cancelled our government grants. Now you'll both have to get real jobs.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Look! New landing gear!'

Dog on skates.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Chicken Coupe.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

The interminable!

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

Monster Roller Coaster

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Skating.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.