Roller-skating Aficionado T-Shirts

Peg-legged sailor on a wheel.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Thin Ice

The interminable!

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Giant Ice Skates

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

Monster Roller Coaster

Skating along

Cleaning service on skates.

Tortoise & Hare.

'Stop the world... I wanna get off!'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.