Rollerskating Enthusiast Gifts

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy

'Yes, I rollerskate, that way, I get home before the pizza goes cold...'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I go that extra mile!"

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Miriam keeps me young."

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Thin Ice

The Day Trader

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Man Skating With Dog.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.