Roller Skate Lover Gifts

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Now this is a dog park!"

Innovate or die.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Chicken Coupe.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Roller Coasters

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

The Day Trader

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Snakeboarding.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Who said money was not a motivator?

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"