Roller Skating Aficionados Gifts

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

End the Winter Blues

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Chicken Coupe.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

The interminable!

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Who said money was not a motivator?

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Monster Roller Coaster

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

Tortoise & Hare.