Roller Skating Aficionados Gifts

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Roller Coaster of Love

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Chicken Coupe.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Roller Coasters

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The Day Trader

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

The interminable!

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Monster Roller Coaster

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Who said money was not a motivator?

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

The 8.05 to Wall Street.