Rollercoaster Aficionados Gifts

The 8.05 to Wall Street.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

Roller Coasters

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Monster Roller Coaster

Tunnel of Co-Dependent Relationships.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Nutcracker Roller Coaster