Roller Coaster Fanatic Gifts

"Do they have wi-fi?"

Your I.Q. must be this low to go on this ride.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"It's alright, daddy ... I was sorta scared the first time I rode that roller coaster too!"

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Theme Park 'n' Ride

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Monster Roller Coaster

Rollercoaster police chase.

Laughing till you cry

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride