Rollercoaster Junkie Gifts

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Obese Carts: You Must Be This Wide To Ride.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Rollercoaster police chase.

Laughing till you cry

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"