Roller Coaster Lover Gifts

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Man and a Boulder on a Roller Coaster

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Ride restrictions...

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

Humane cattle slaughter.

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

Amusement Park OPEN. For the past few months we've been on a roller coaster ride without even without the park being open.

Lance, can we go to Six Flags Great Adventure amusement park again next year? Definitely. I'm dying to check out the new "Fiscal Cliff" thrill ride.

'Sorry, man, but you're gonna have to sit this one out for several reasons.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Non-Emotional Roller-Coaster.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Traffic Circle. Buckle up. No stopping.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Mine Shaft of Love.

Roller Coaster of Love

Roller Coasters

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

The interminable!