Roller Coaster Enthusiast Gifts

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."

Stock Market

"Please stand by for a series of tones. The first indicates the official end of the recession, the second indicates prosperity, and the third the return of the recession."

"Not to worry. If I remember correctly, the sign described it as, 'death-defying.'"

'Why not save the money and just throw up right here?'

"Going up is okay - just not up as high as it was..."

"I can't answer that because of attorney-client fun day."

Market Roller Coaster.

Guru on the roller coaster.

From fair to school.

"I can't believe it! Everyone is going to be so jealous that we got on this ride! So how long have we been stuck here?"

Passengers ride a DNA strand as train track.

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Tunnel of Love

Merkel and the AFD

"I'm miming my terror!"

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

'You should have thought about your ?30 hair-do before you insisted going in there !'

Steep Grade

The students of boa junior high suddenly realized that a year end field trip to the amusement park probably wasn't such a good idea

I think I just oiled myself...

Corona curve

'Scary? I'll say, it's managed by rail track!'

Roller Coasters

'..I'm dying to check out the new 'Fiscal Cliff' thrill ride.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"This must be one helluva roller coaster."

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"Finally, I can scream without bothering my neighbours."

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"I told you we weren't going to the vet!"

The Day Trader

Tunnel of Tough Love