Roller Coaster Lover Mugs

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Man and a Boulder on a Roller Coaster

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Ride restrictions...

"And that was with the handbrake on!"

Humane cattle slaughter.

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Sorry, man, but you're gonna have to sit this one out for several reasons.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Non-Emotional Roller-Coaster.

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Traffic Circle. Buckle up. No stopping.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Very Difficult Conversations

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

The interminable!

Stock market ups and downs.

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

Laughing till you cry