Roller-skating Fanatic Gifts

'Poop!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Roller Coasters

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Chicken Coupe.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The interminable!

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Who said money was not a motivator?

Monster Roller Coaster

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Cleaning service on skates.