Roller-skating Fanatic Prints

'Poop!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Miriam keeps me young."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Chicken Coupe.

Roller Coasters

The Day Trader

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The interminable!

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Monster Roller Coaster

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Cleaning service on skates.

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."