Roller Skating Prints

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

Tortoise & Hare.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Tortoise and hair.

'Slow poke!'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

'Bad news, guys - they've cancelled our government grants. Now you'll both have to get real jobs.'

'You're not thinking of leaving, are you?.'

Roller Skating Pensioner

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

Woman walking the dog on roller skates.

Sepp Blatter and the Pope

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Beware of Dog

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'

Roller Girl

'He's not very keen on walkies.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Hey you guys! Check out my new equiboots!'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Man in line to use the drive-in window at bank.

"Perhaps you could bring less ecstasy to the commencement of your flex time schedule."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Elephant on skates crossing.

Shoe house

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"Do not overdo it with distancing."