Roller Skate Enthusiast Prints

'I brought a mobile home.'

Hello, Ted. I hear you've developed a new shoe for navicular disease.'

'What's the hardest part of roller skating?'

"Perhaps you could bring less ecstasy to the commencement of your flex time schedule."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Chicken Coupe.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Who said money was not a motivator?

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Skating.

Jesus Rollerblading on water

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Dog on skates.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Extreme Accounting!

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'