Roller Skate Lover Mugs

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

"Now this is a dog park!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Innovate or die.

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Roller Coasters

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

The Day Trader

Chicken Coupe.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

'I brought a mobile home.'

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

Snakeboarding.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

If students are more than a test score why aren't teachers?

Who said money was not a motivator?

"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."