Rollerskating Gifts

Rollerskating Injury

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I went rollerskating last weekend

Cleaning service on skates.

Rollerskating Accident

I've had a puncture.

'Yes, I rollerskate, that way, I get home before the pizza goes cold...'

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Night of the Zombonies.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Trawling for Fish.

It's all gravy.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.