Rollerskating Gifts

Rollerskating Injury

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'And now it's time for all-skate. Well, except for Sam.'

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy

"Miriam keeps me young."

"I went rollerskating last weekend

Cleaning service on skates.

Rollerskating Accident

I've had a puncture.

'Yes, I rollerskate, that way, I get home before the pizza goes cold...'

"Hold on, that roller disco cluster's about to pass by again."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Very Difficult Conversations

Night of the Zombonies.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Trawling for Fish.

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'