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Bridge

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'