Roller Coaster Fans Gifts

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

'Ok, granted, no one is entirely like their image that's portrayed in the media, but still...'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Hay Rides $10

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

The interminable!

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Stock market ups and downs.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

The monkey couple is checking in. We put in some trees for you to climb. The pigs will like the mud pit. There's a little pond for you two ducks. I think the gazelles will love it --- Lots of room to run .... Noah's Park. Hold it! Let's start over and this time listen carefully!

Monster Roller Coaster

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

Who said money was not a motivator?

Rollercoaster police chase.