Rock And Roadster Fan Gifts

Auto-Bahn Jovi

Jimi Hendrix.

Draw!

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

ATM withdrawal

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Pete Townshend

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

A 1950's Barber Shop

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Mick Jagger at 95.

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

Hard Rock Cafe.

Who said money was not a motivator?

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Have you installed the heater?

"I'm all shook up."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Elvis Costello

Crossing the Road

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"