Rock And Roadster Fan Pillows

Draw!

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

ATM withdrawal

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'My doctor wants me to cut back on road salt.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

'If anybody's gotta go, this is the time to speak up.'

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Who said money was not a motivator?

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Have you installed the heater?

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Crossing the Road

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"I'm all shook up."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"