Rock Formation Fan Gifts

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'This is Umgowah, my people's sacred site... it means, 'large rock that looks like a bum'!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Stone henge swing.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Pete Townshend

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

FedRex

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

March 8, 2030: the debut of 'Rocky 19.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Hard Rock Cafe.

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Elvis Costello

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

"I'm all shook up."

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"Play dead!"

John Lennon

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !

This Day on January 6

'Do you have any space?'

Oh, well, I'm sure it would be very funny if I had any idea who this "Elvis" person was.

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"

Elvis Marks the Death of the Single.