Rock Formation Fan Gifts

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'This is Umgowah, my people's sacred site... it means, 'large rock that looks like a bum'!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Stone henge swing.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

FedRex

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"I'm all shook up."

'Do you have any space?'

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

Keister Island

"We've got Sid Gordon on drums, Foxy Jones on bass and Bud Kelly on drugs!"

No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'