Rock Formation Fanatic Gifts

'Transtalactites!'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Turn down the bass."

'I'm with the band.'

Imagine Dragons

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

A 60's pop group

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

That looks like a golf ball.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'